So if you're trying to pick and choose which Saturday you should celebrate St. Patrick's Day.

Probably the one that it falls on.

Go the one that contains St. Patrick's Day.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys! Very scary thing just happened.

I was getting the coffee, got the coffee, the, our little special, whatever it is, the Starbucks,

the vanilla, the vanilla cream cold brew. You made it sound like more of, uh, uh, it's vanilla

bean, isn't it? Oh, no. That would, really, this is vanilla cream. That's what, yeah, um, but

I ordered it and I was the only person in there other than two baristas.

And one of them asked the other one after I ordered, hey, so how many pumps do we put in the vanilla, the sweet, oh, the sweet cream cold brew is what's called?

How many pumps do you put in the sweet cream cold brew and I was like

I la la don't fucking say it because they're gonna say it's like a like 51 pumps of sugar and it's like the fucking thing I think we're talking about this on fast food menus where it's like do you want a number six it's 11,000 You're like, don't fucking tell me how many calories it is. They start putting that on like the boards. Right, that's what I'm saying. Like, don't fucking put that like, ignorant and bliss, motherfucker. I'm coming here because I don't care about my body. Don't make me care about my body. Right. So he said that. And then I was so impressed with Starbucks. He was like, it's one fewer than go in the whatever one, right? And the other buddy stuff said, yes. Jase. And I was, I honestly wanted to think them both.

So they were talking in like code. Yes, right. They didn't want you to know. If they had said, no, no, it's also 61, just like that other one, then I would have been pissed. But yeah, we're sipping on that coffee. We're also munching on a little biscottie. Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah. No, we're not. That's what, you know what that is's an old podcasting trick. You lie about eating a fun little snack, and then you don't actually eat it. It saves the calories. It's like the, what's it called the spit, which chew and spit thing that they do, actors and actresses? Oh Oh yeah, they like spit into a bucket or whatever. Yeah,

yeah.

That's like,

so when we're eating and drinking stuff on this podcast, we're not actually taking it in. Have we ever actually been anything on this podcast? No, because I wouldn't do it. That's not true because you got me a, you felt bad and got me cookies one time. Oh, Girl Scout cookies or whatever they were.

Oh, those cookies were dope.

They were fucking Oreos with like peppermint, like candy canes on top of them, and they were fucking awesome. That sucked because I was, uh, I was late like crazy, right? Oh yeah. And I re-gifted you some cookies that someone had just given me. That made me even matter because you were like, you're like, oh, I feel really bad.

I'm going to get you a gift.

I'm going to get you a gift. And you literally just fucking re-gifted me a box of cookies that you, like, had in your car. I was just a text to me. I'm like, don't worry. I got a gift for you. Yo, let me grab these cookies. Yeah. Got some cookies.

You wonder why I get fucking mad.

But that's, that's one of those things Where like in the moment Like I know I'm fucking up And But what am I supposed to do Not give you cookies? Should I just, should I have kept those cookies to myself? No We ended up eating a lot of those cookies together They were really good. Yeah, they were awesome. Those cookies, you, like, you toasted those cookies right after. They were gone in like two days, maybe less. Those are them good cookies. But yeah, sipping on that coffee, not eating biscotti. Lul, it's money and people are pissed action. Money and people are confused. We're recording this on a Saturday night. Fellow stuff.

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