MELR0210 #24 - Melrose Place "Polluted Affairs"

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🗓️ 11 June 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On the second MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about a ridiculous Allison-centric episode of Melrose Place, "Polluted Affairs"! Originally airing October 21st, 1992, this episode has Allison falling for creepy marine biologist Keith, Billy failing to understand how credit cards and student loans work, Jane trying out Rhonda's aerobics class, Michael turning a bit Crabby Uncle with Billy, Matt getting conned into being the third wheel again, and Jake just sitting around talking smack about baseball! PLUS: Uh-oh, y'all! Sandy's gone missin'!

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to another edition of Melro 2.1.0.
0:53.8	A We Hate Movies quarantine side show where we ask you to remain indoors, but put on your
0:59.6	sunscreen because we're having a little bit of fun today as much as we can considering
1:05.1	literally everything. But first I want to introduce some good dudes from different
1:10.7	neighborhoods, my good friend Eric Siska. I'm a dude. Chris Kavid. And Andrew Jupin.
1:20.5	Yo, quick question. Is this quality? Now do we qualify as part of Aaron Spelling's
1:26.2	dudes? Can we be in the dude spin off show? Not in my current shape, man. I got to figure
1:32.9	that out. Yeah, I got to get to fucking Ronda's aerobics class here. Yeah.
1:37.6	Yeah, where the dude's right or room? I like how Jade is like, Ronda, I've gained a grain
1:44.3	from being pregnant. I need to get rid of this grain. We should say we're talking about
1:51.7	Melrose place. We're talking about polluted affairs episode 12 season one of Melrose Place
1:57.4	here. And now there's some interesting stuff going on here in the credits. I don't
2:00.9	know if you guys are paying attention. Oh, yeah. Amy Locaine is out of the credits, but
2:08.6	it seems as if, but no, no, but she's in the next episode. So they like, I don't know if
2:13.0	this was just on a DVD thing where they took her out or whatever, but she's definitely
2:19.0	out of the credit. It was a phased firing. Hey, yo, I can't, I noticed that I wasn't
2:25.5	a in this episode and be I'm out of the credits. Like I just imagine her going to the
2:30.7	sound studio like, anybody home. Hey, I thought we got a film someplace. Yeah, yo,
2:37.3	why am I now cast as a, as a female chef that is in one scene? Yeah, I'm supposed to be
2:45.6	Sandy. No, no, no, you're a Georgia now. Yeah, I heard there was a table read supposed to be
2:52.2	today, but then someone said that I need to get lost. What does that mean, yo? Where is Sandy
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