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Hello and welcome to another edition of Melro 2.10, a quarantine side show of the We Hate

Movies podcast. We're in. We ask you to please remain indoors, but put on your sunscreen. We're having a little bit of fun today, right? We're having a little fun in the

last day. Right. Yeah, this is the step into a place known as Melrose. And you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's it. Just

I'm just going to say Rod Sterling. You know the rest of that bit submitted for your approval. A short man who sounds like a horse.

Melrose were a lot of white people narrowly avoid getting laid. They really do, man. It is like hopscotch with not having sex in this

show. Has anyone like, I mean, except for that one episode of Billy was fucking lay in pipe with that one lady. Oh, yeah, I think that's it.

And then obviously Jayden Michael are fucking on the reg. Oh, what you're asking about like successful fucking. Yeah. See, I think what you're not here is

that dude Matt is getting wet every fucking night. You know what I hope so because that guy's life seems pretty miserable. Yeah, dude, it can't be all fucking halfway houses and bounce checks.

I hope that I really hope that he's fucking dudes left and right speaking of responsibly yours is the eighth episode.

I'm sorry, the ninth episode of Melrose place season one original air date September the 9th 1992. And who are you? Oh, I'm sorry. Great question. You know what?

I just Sterling. Right. I'm sorry. It's Rod Sterling talking to you. You know what? I cut warming up short and that was a mistake. My name is Steven Saydak. I am joined as always with very good friends of mine, except for Andrew who likes to point out my flaws.

Eric Siska. Hello.

Christopher Cabin. Oh, hi, hi. And Andrew Jupin. Yo. Also notice the man who's never made a mistake. Um, the

I got a tattooed right on my ass. Dude.

Yeah. So this is an episode. It's mostly a Billy episode for Billy stands out there. At least of the Billy impression. You'll be excited to know that there's

Oh, who are those person people? Mr and Mrs. Shoe?

I gotta say I liked this episode because it was a Billy episode. It's just like a hay watch, you know.

He is like, I mean, like I guess the idea is Billy is so immature. We're just gonna sit around and wait for him to figure it the

fuck out. Is that the idea? Because I'm already sick of it. Well, he's got the brain of a baby. Yep.

But he looks good. So you want to fuck him. And there's some there's something in between that I guess you're supposed to be attracted to.

Well, it's like that like innocent pool boy naivete kind of thing like.

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