MELR0210 #16 - Melrose Place "Lonely Hearts"

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🗓️ 14 May 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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We wrap up another week in quarantine with our Melrose Place half of MELR0210 covering the creep-tacular episode, "Lonely Hearts"! Originally airing back on September 2nd, 1992, this ep features Sandy getting stalked and no one believing her, Alison neurotically and boringly trying to buy a car, Billy being an awful shopping partner, Jake almost getting arrested (again), Rhonda reaching annoyingly high levels of horny, Michael giving terrible advice, Jane casually mentioning she was receiving obscene phone calls, and Matt driving Rhonda to the airport! PLUS: Legendary announcer Joe Buck has the call for... what he sees walking down the street?

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome to another edition of Melro 2.1.0 our quarantine side show here on the
0:53.3	We Hate Movies podcast where you know you know on Monday we're going to talk about Beverly Hills 902.0
0:58.8	and on Thursdays which is today we're going to talk about
1:03.9	Melrose place so we ask you to remain indoors and put on your sunscreen because we're going to the sunset strip and we're going to get
1:11.4	Stocktold where nearly dead. I am joined as always with my good friends Eric Siska. Hello
1:20.0	Christopher Cabin. Hi, Hi and Andrew Jupin. Yo
1:25.5	Somebody just came in their pants out there I guarantee you.
1:28.0	Mm-hmm people I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I've seen it's very positive fan reaction to my Alf greeting
1:35.5	And for those super fans out there I'll just throw another yo on the fire
1:40.7	Look at two yo's in one episode. I don't know if it's fucking handling it any more time they got built back up man
1:46.2	The nation needed to heal and I think Alf Yoay is gonna do totally dude. I'm down
1:52.4	Today we are talking about Melrose place season one episode eight lonely hearts
1:59.6	Original air date September the second 1992
2:02.4	We're finally in the fall fucking season of Melrose place eight weeks out. Absolutely dude. Here we are
2:08.8	Very kind way to describe what happens in this fucking episode the lonely. Oh, that's what he has. He's lonely. It's not a psychotic
2:16.7	That was the lonely hearts in this episode dude are fucking Sandy and Jake. Oh
2:23.2	There's stars might be crossed. I don't know such a fucking crazy episode
2:27.8	It's nuts the way they treat this situation. So there's two there's two storylines
2:32.8	I think we're gonna do a little quiz show take the first part last because I do want to build up to Sandy storyline
2:38.7	We'll do Alison's total fucking dud of a car story line first
2:44.2	Yeah, I think that's a great call Steve is a real lemon of a storyline
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