Melissa McCarthy & Ben Falcone | Community Calendar

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Back when they got started at the Groundlings in L.A., married couple Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone wrote their first sketch about Bob Seger, naturally (Original Air Date: April 5th, 2016). Then, Melissa McCarthy and Stephen sit down to announce some upcoming local events on the Community Calendar for her hometown of Plainfield, Illinois (Original Air Date: May 11th, 2018). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the late show poncho with Stephen Colvin.
0:09.0	Welcome back, everybody.
0:11.0	My first guest tonight, our husband and wife
0:14.0	and the director and star of the new film, The Boss.
0:18.0	We got to get on a schedule if you're going to be here.
0:20.0	Oh, my God. Close your robe.
0:23.0	No, absolutely not. I'm self-taning and my legs are still wet.
0:28.0	You need to wipe some of that off your face. You know it dries darker.
0:31.0	No, does it? Yes.
0:33.0	That's not what the bottle said.
0:35.0	Oh, oh, it's okay.
0:37.0	It's coming off like a dream on your towel.
0:39.0	You need to clean up the bathroom.
0:41.0	And consider staying away from self-tanner altogether.
0:45.0	Your pelvic region is the color of curry.
0:48.0	I'm a stay-clair, thank you.
0:51.0	It's not a compliment.
0:53.0	Please welcome Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falco.
0:59.0	I gotta say, we have some lovely guests here.
1:02.0	Not everyone gets a standing ovation out there.
1:05.0	That's awfully nice. That's awfully nice.
1:09.0	I think they might be...
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