Melania's $40 Million Docu-Bribe Movie Premieres & Dems Make ICE Demands

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🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Democrats express their outrage over the Trump administration's immigration crackdown, with Chuck Schumer calling Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller "f**king liars" and Hakeem Jeffries on accidental mute. Plus, Desi Lydic plunges into the world of Melania ahead of her documentary debut, which was produced by Jeff Bezos, directed by disgraced filmmaker Brett Ratner, and created by a crew too ashamed to have their names in the credits. Grace Kuhlenschmidt meets Wisconsin native and snakebite enthusiast Tim Friede, who has built up an immunity to 19 of the most venomous snake species, and learns that doing your own medical research actually can save lives... when done with the help of a team of medical science experts. Emmy Award-winning actress Katherine LaNasa sits down with Desi Lydic to discuss her starring role as Nurse Dana in “The Pitt.” They talk about landing an acting job on her last day of cancer radiation, her experience with ER nurses throughout treatment, the insight “The Pitt” gives into broken hospital systems, and how the scripted medical cases made her more compassionate towards real healthcare workers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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