Do you want to get into this Trump thing? Okay, so Melania Trump apparently spent several

nights in a DC hotel to keep away from the White House when news broke of the alleged,

are we calling it an affair? The alleged, I don't know, is six minutes can't us an affair?

So what it was? A time limit. I think she said it was less than that. The alleged affair between

Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels. So she laughed, she bolted, rather than have him spend the night

on the couch, she went to some posh DC hotel. Yeah, because it wasn't the thing that when the

alleged indiscretion took place, she had just given birth to Baron Trump. Who I believe is

today's his birthday. Is it today? Is it 1718? Very tall. He's very tall. He sprouting up.

I guess he has no athletic ability because I've heard nothing about him playing basketball.

Well, Donald Trump is very tall and so is Melania. So stood right next to Donald Trump. Yes,

he's a very tall human being. Makes sense. Donald Trump takes up a lot of space. Some people

could be tall and they don't seem big to you. He's a big person. Yeah, definitely six out in a

crowd. He would he would dwarf a lot of people. It would be like George H. Bush and Tukakis when

they debated. They had to put Tukakis up on a little stepstool so he didn't seem so short.

Unless you're very alpha, like me, it'd be very intimidating to be around Donald Trump.

Uh-huh. Well, apparently Donald Trump was afraid that Melania was going to dump him.

Yeah. Well, I probably she did. She did for a few hours. Okay, here's the thing though.

I always thought this like being married to Tony soprano. You know, because if you've ever

seen the show, the sopranos, the spoiler alert, the show's been off the air for 16 years,

and you'll probably do it now. You know, the wife throughout the course of the show has to

tolerate a lot of nonsense. Exactly. And she did. And she then does her own nonsense and blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I see what you did there. Uh-huh. You know what you're

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