Mego's very brief stints as a plant mom went poorly
The Greg Hill Show
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🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From the Catchers Law Injury Attorney Studios, no fee unless you win. |
| 0:04.9 | We will get back to the news momentarily. |
| 0:08.5 | But Bush reminds me, what is the issue, what is your issue with the plant that I've seen all over your social media? |
| 0:16.4 | God. |
| 0:16.9 | Does glycerine kill ants? |
| 0:18.8 | I don't, what? |
| 0:19.6 | Because I tried to be a plant mom, and I went and bought this plant last week. |
| 0:25.6 | And the plant people at the store were like very specific about what kind of plant I should get. |
| 0:32.6 | And talking to me about like, oh, 13-inch plant money and like what you got to do so i drive this plant |
| 0:39.1 | home and i bring it in and then i go to hilton head and my husband calls me the next day and he's like |
| 0:43.9 | your plant started a ant infestation in our living room you brought ants into your home and i'm like i |
| 0:50.8 | don't think it's the plant but put put it outside anyway. So then I order this |
| 0:56.0 | ant killer like organic, of course, because it has to be, everything has to be organic, especially |
| 1:01.9 | around the dog. So I get this organic like ant killer that we put in the soil and we leave the plan |
| 1:07.9 | out for 48 hours. And then my in-laws are coming over for Mother's Day. |
| 1:12.5 | So I bring the plant to reintroduce it into the living room because it's been repotted with all |
| 1:17.5 | this stuff in the soil. Next morning, I wake up at 8 a.m. to take the dog out on Mother's Day, |
| 1:22.5 | walk in. It is like, it's like Woodstock 99 for ants in my living room. |
| 1:28.7 | It's so disgusting on our brand new rug because we just moved and I was freaking out. |
| 1:34.4 | So I had to take this plant outside again and then vacuum, run over to Target, get all this disinfectant organic ant stuff to clean the whole living room before my in-laws come over. So yesterday I put this plant in my car and I drove back to the place. They didn't even ask me. I was like, I'm returning this. Did you get your money back? Yes. You can just return a plant? A used plant? Yeah, and it had all this weird stuff in the soil because I'd been trying to kill these ants. What kind of plant was it? It was called a dragon tree plant. Sunny Gray's favorite. Does he like the dragon tree? He likes all plants. Is it really into ants? He's into all plants. Somebody DM'd me and they said, I got the same plant and had ants. Really? We can hook you up with a plant, Meggo. |
| 2:17.9 | I got you. |
| 2:18.4 | So some about that soil. |
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