Hey everyone, happy Monday. Welcome back to Spot On with Link Lauren. We have so much to discuss. Okay, we have many hot topics. We have to break down the rest of Megan Markle's calamitous trip to Australia with Prince Harry, the fake royal tour. She's also using her children's titles to sell new candles. I hope these candles have

wicks because mine did not. We also have to talk about some things going on in California.

Gavin Newsom is spending tax dollars on sex change operations for homeless people. So instead of

actually putting that money to good use in California, you're going to pay for a hobo to get new tits. And I'm sorry if my mom's Bible study is watching, but that is the God's honest truth. So we have a whole host of topics. We also have to talk about Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos, and the Met Gala coming up. People are protesting the Met Gala. Oh no, they're protesting the Met Gala. You guys, I think there are probably bigger things going on in life that you could be protesting right now. But I also have to tell you,

this weekend, I had a good weekend, okay? I went hiking yesterday, and by hiking, I went for an

hour walk along this river or this levee, whatever it's called, and I got a little bit of sunlight.

Do I look tan?

Don't answer that. Don't answer that. I also have to tell you guys, they are doing construction

outside my house right now. They are redoing the entire road. And as someone who does not like to be

inconvenienced, especially by loud drilling noises early in the morning, I am not happy. Okay, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, but this could be going on for a while. So if you hear some construction noises, I hope you don't, but if you do, you understand what it is. Now, some of the men doing the construction, they seem handsome, they look fit, they look nice. I might have to go out this afternoon with, you know, some fresh lemonade, ice cubes, little low cut top.

I have to go introduce myself to the construction workers because if we're going to be cohabitating for a while, we need to get to know each other.

I'm the welcome wagon.

I'm the neighborhood welcome wagon. So I might have to take some muffins and a little basket like Red Riding Hood,

maybe some lemonade, and get to know everyone. And my hope is that they speak English.

Ola. So anyway, without further ado, we've got to pay some bills really quickly. We have a 60-second

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