Hello and Happy New Year and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

Isn't it wonderful that we're here together, fake laughing? Oh, wait, no. That's the new Netflix

trailer for Megan Markle's show, With Love, comma, Megan. Ew, wait, no. That's the new Netflix trailer for Megan Markle show with love,

comma, Megan. Ew, bar from my mouth. I suffered through the trailer, which was the dumbest thing

I've ever seen, which makes me think she might be mentally compromised somehow. I've always

thought that she is nuttier than a sack of squirrel turds, and she's a bad person.

So she obviously knew who Prince Harry was and, you know, worked her magic and sprinkled her vaginal pixie dust all over his ginger beard and somehow got him to fall in love with her

and then became the world's most famous family wrecker, got him for the sake of making money to

trash his family, make the queen sad, which is an unforgivable sin.

And then, of course, they moved across the pond to just outside of Santa Barbara, to Montecito,

which is where Oprah lives and Ellen used to live until she got so sick of Harry and Megan

that she had to move all the way back to England.

The one place she knew she would never run into Megan Markle.

So she and Portia are like, we are blowing this boogie popsicle stance.

They moved back to England because they know they'll never see them there. And I'm convinced of that.

So obviously when they moved here, people still kind of like them. They were very intrigued by them.

And they got deals with Spotify and Netflix and God knows who else was dumb enough to fork over a bunch of cash in their direction.

So they had their dumb little Harry and Megan Netflix show, which did very well and got a bunch of downloads because of him and his mom and his brother and his dad and his family drama

that she is stirring up and so they have tried to milk that dramatic cow for so long and people

just got really sick of it and yeah they read it and yes it was clickbait and and he sold copies

of his book spare but now people like spare, they just don't care about them.

And all of the reporting is that, you know, whatever a cultural bubble there is in Los Angeles,

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