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Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on Talk Radio.

So, here we are then then welcome to the second week of

March if you're a parent you'll be celebrating the return of your children to school this morning

albeit that they might be forced to wear grotesque masks and undergo invasive tests despite having

nothing wrong with them I predict total chaos we'll be talking about that this morning

but much else besides of course as well because not'll be talking about that this morning, but much else besides,

of course, as well. Because not every parent is waking up this morning with a spring in their

step. Imagine, for example, if you're Prince Charles, you'll be reading about how one of your two

sons has thrown not only you, but your mother, the monarch of this land, under a giant

bust driven by a Hollywood tour guide for the sake of fame and fortune.

That's right, the Herbert formerly known as Prince Harry, has allowed his craven, ghastly and

frankly narcissistic wife to make phony allegations, insinuations and downright faltered

about the family that has nurtured him, raised him and given him life. Of course, the Americans

are eating it up, as are the enemies of Britain.

But how about a few other questions? For example, here's what I would have asked, Prince Harry.

Does your wife have any intention of introducing you or your son to her father? Or perhaps this?

Did your wife force three different royal staff out of their jobs after bullying them at Kensington Palace.

Or, how about this one? Do you care about the pain you're causing to the Queen as she worries

about the health of her husband, Prince Philip, currently in hospital, for the third week in a row?

And what about this one? Are you worried that once you are of no more use to her that she will

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