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And good morning, Bill Handel here. It is a Saturday morning, three fun hours of Handel on the law,

complete total humiliation of you by me, if I can, sometimes it's the other way around, depending on the phone call.

Number here, since we start the show and the top of the hour, always the best time to call,

because sometimes we're jammed and you can't get in for an hour and a half. So if you'd like to ask a

marginal legal question and to get a marginal legal answer, the number is 8005201534,

800 5201534. And the rules of the game are, as always, the same. If you are completely unintelligible,

cannot be understood. You're right there at the top of the list. If you are without limbs,

let's say you are a quadruple amputee. That's good stuff too, although it's kind of hard to dial the phone,

although who dials anymore? Now you just go, hey, Siri, and theoretically answers the phone,

although mine takes forever. And if you are of an ethnicity that I can make fun of, right there,

top of the list, too. so it's all good the number

800 5201534 800 5201534 keep in mind this is marginal legal advice now before I jump into the

show I'm not a baseball watcher. I am not a fan of baseball.

But man, last night, that Dodger game, hey, how about them Dodgers?

I got to tell you, I watch this saying, and Shohay Otani, who they can't speak highly enough of,

probably is going to be the greatest player in the history of the game

both a pitcher and a and a hitter and now feeler and a hitter and the guy is

unbelievable unbelievable I think last time there was a pitcher and a hitter

that each either one was a premier position in that position was, I think it was Babe Ruth

until he gave up pitching. So Shohei Otani both ways, three homers, six strikeouts? Man,

that's something. Okay, that's enough sports talk. I don't do sports talk, by the way,

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