Mega Dungeons & Dragons and Stephen A Smith Is Horny Again
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 82.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2020
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day. We try to crunch the numbers on what we’d want as a payout like Bobby’s. (2:15-6:25) Stephen A Smith is horny again but this time he has a point. (6:26-15:35) Hot Seat Cool Throne including the guy who created a top 370 porn star list online. (16:20-31:15) We have our friend Timm Woods on the show for an hour plus of Dungeons and Dragons and the story takes quite the turn. (33:11-1:37:56) Reminder no show Friday,Takies Monday
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| 3:05.3 | It's a lot of Virgals. |
| 3:06.3 | Bobby Benilla has an awesome contract. And I thought that once his gotten to like the fifth or sixth year when he was outside of baseball and still getting paid, you'd see less of these contracts coming true. But the more MLB TV rights deals start to come in, the more you're seeing players push shop and saying yeah I'll take some deferred money coming down the line it's a good deal |
| 3:27.2 | it's like it's like when that scratch off millions per life or whatever it is. Like I would absolutely take a deal like that instead of giving me all the money straight up. In fact, I would almost prefer that. If you were to say like PFT, I'm going to give you either $20 million under 20, 25th birthday or I'm'm gonna give you a million dollars a year till your 50. |
| 3:45.8 | I'm absolutely taking the million to 50 because if I'm 25, I'm just gonna, like, I'm |
| 3:49.8 | gonna spend it like Billy football would. Yes. Just buy a shitload of jet skis. Just have like my own jet ski farm. It's essentially just leaving, it's saving some for later, saving that last bite of the the sand which for 10 years down the line when you know you'll probably need it. |
| 4:02.5 | It actually, it's perfect that it's, obviously happens every July 1st, but today, what we're |
| 4:08.2 | sitting here recording this June 30, Darren Williams actually got his last paycheck from the New Jersey nets, now the Brooklyn nets, and he hasn't played for them for five years. So I love these type of contracts where a guy keeps getting paid forever. And I would even do it more if I was buying Bonilla, |
| 4:25.6 | I would have gone even further. |
| 4:26.6 | I would have been like half a million for 80 years. Fuck it. Just keep going forever and never, and you could always just bank on it. Like that one day, he probably has like the biggest party in the month of June being like, guess what July 1st, I get another paycheck and it's awesome and I'm rich again. Oh yeah, you definitely have to get like a bouncy aircastle in a clown and a dunk tank and everything like every July first |
| 4:49.2 | That's the biggest holiday of the year for you. What if you just got like $50,000 a year for the next, like however long it would be 75 years? So your kids would still be getting that contract after you were done. Like that'd be even better. Yeah, that math does not work out whatsoever |
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