Meeting The President with Comedian Matt Knudsen

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4.1 • 529 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2016

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0	Storyworthy Media, the best in story-driven content.
0:07.3	Hey, everyone, I'm Matt Knutson, actor, comedian, attentive listener, and you are listening to Storyworthy.
0:23.9	Welcome to Storyworthy. My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm coming to you from Wondery Sunset Studio in West Hollywood, California. I am so glad you guys tuned in today, whether you're a long-time fan of the show or a new listener, welcome to Storyworthy. Today's story is brought to us from comedian Matt Knutson, and it's titled Meeting the President.
0:56.1	Meeting the President.
0:57.6	You guys, I would be thrilled to meet any president.
1:01.2	I would.
1:01.9	I really would.
1:03.0	And I've said this before, that I would sleep with any president.
1:06.9	I would.
1:08.0	For the experience.
1:09.0	Now, see, if Trump wins, then I got a problem. I'm going to change
1:12.6	that policy. Sergio, do you hear what I said? I'm going to change the policy. I won't sleep with
1:18.7	that man. He's so creepy. Are you kidding me? I can't get past he 70. I have to say, he looks no more than
1:26.5	69. All right, you 70. I have to say, he looks no more than 69.
1:30.6	All right, you guys, listen, before we get to our storyteller, I did want to remind you to follow
1:34.8	Storyworthy on Twitter and Instagram at Storyworthy and head over to our website, storyworthypodcast.com
1:39.9	before you shop on Amazon. That would help. You know what I mean? You're going to start doing your
1:43.9	Christmas shopping, that sort of thing. You click on my banner ad. Then I get a few pennies. Nothing concerns you whatsoever. I know you think maybe you should be supporting your local elementary school. Well, you're wrong. You should be supporting story-ready. All right, you guys, Matt Knudson's here right now.
2:02.5	He is an actor, and he has been on the big screen and the little screen.
2:06.8	On the small screen, you've seen him in Boston Legal, Malcolm in the Middle, Big Love, just to name a few.
2:12.7	He's done dozens and dozens of commercials, and you've also seen him as a stand-up comedian on comedian on Conan O'Brien, the late-late show, and also Last Call. You can also hear him over on Sirius XM Radio at the comedy stylings of Matt Knudson. Find Matt over on Twitter at Matt Canutson and also at his website, Matt Canutson.com. All right, without further ado, here he is, Matt Canutson. I would have to say my whole life, I've been very lucky to kind of fall into happenstances
2:40.5	because I say yes to most things. So a couple of years ago, my brother-in-law created an iPhone
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