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Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Howdy morons! Today, Josh and Ben dive into the healing power of a good massage and debate the etiquette of tipping, going fully nude, and the absolute insanity of sketchy massage parlors. We also dish about toxic friendships, the art of setting boundaries, and why some people love to trauma-dump but never take advice. Plus: we answer YOUR SpeakPipes about appropriate baby sitter rates, and drunk driving interventions, and chastity… What are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Right now you can save $20 on your first order AND get free shipping by going to chewy.com/goodguys Get results you can run your fingers through! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10 Exclusively for our Good Guys listeners, Bobbie is offering an additional 10% off on your purchase with the code: goodguys. Visit www.hibobbie.com for more details. Head to livemomentous.com and use code GOODGUYS for 35% off your first subscription Go to ro.co/GOOD + Sign up today and you'll pay just $99 for your first month - and $145 a month after that. Medication costs are separate. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys.
0:32.0	Mosul morons, I just got a massage the other day that reminded me that I was alive. Ben, do you get touched?
0:40.2	Do I get touched? I love massages. I know you love massages, but like, did your wife touch you since she's
0:46.1	been pregnant? My wife doesn't. Interesting. My wife, I think, like, has never touched me more.
0:53.3	Really?
0:54.6	Yes.
0:57.3	She has and she will be the first person to say this.
1:03.9	She has become, we are so unbelievably attached to the point that I can't leave the house for a minute.
1:05.0	Like not a single minute.
1:06.8	I went the other night.
1:08.2	I had a friend's birthday dinner.
1:10.1	I very rarely leave the house at night.
1:12.3	He had invited me and like, this was not good.
1:14.8	Like by an hour in, she was like, you have to come home and I came home.
1:18.5	So yeah, no, literally the polar opposite.
1:20.8	I guess touched is different, like hugs and stuff.
1:23.3	Am I getting a back rub?
1:24.5	Of course not.
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