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Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.93K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Howdy morons! Today, Josh and Ben dive into the healing power of a good massage and debate the etiquette of tipping, going fully nude, and the absolute insanity of sketchy massage parlors. We also dish about toxic friendships, the art of setting boundaries, and why some people love to trauma-dump but never take advice. Plus: we answer YOUR SpeakPipes about appropriate baby sitter rates, and drunk driving interventions, and chastity… What are ya nuts?! 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:04.4

Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.

0:11.4

A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.

0:18.2

And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?

0:24.3

Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys.

0:32.0

Mosul morons, I just got a massage the other day that reminded me that I was alive. Ben, do you get touched?

0:40.2

Do I get touched? I love massages. I know you love massages, but like, did your wife touch you since she's

0:46.1

been pregnant? My wife doesn't. Interesting. My wife, I think, like, has never touched me more.

0:53.3

Really?

0:54.6

Yes.

0:57.3

She has and she will be the first person to say this.

1:03.9

She has become, we are so unbelievably attached to the point that I can't leave the house for a minute.

1:05.0

Like not a single minute.

1:06.8

I went the other night.

1:08.2

I had a friend's birthday dinner.

1:10.1

I very rarely leave the house at night.

1:12.3

He had invited me and like, this was not good.

1:14.8

Like by an hour in, she was like, you have to come home and I came home.

1:18.5

So yeah, no, literally the polar opposite.

1:20.8

I guess touched is different, like hugs and stuff.

1:23.3

Am I getting a back rub?

1:24.5

Of course not.

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