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Hi, everyone you This is Thelma and Louise. Well, actually, that's not really our names,

but for purposes of this, it's going to be that way until we get comfortable with this concept.

And since it's been about nine years that Thelma and I have been trying to navigate the dating world and haven't successfully got ourselves into a final destination chapter two relationship, we are hesitant to give our real names.

But maybe one day we will be comfortable to give our real names.

Anyways, here we are.

Bestie since college did not think that we would end up where we are, which is divorced, but we've made lemonade out of lemons.

And we are boots on the ground, normal people, not celebrities, in our 50s, children, kids in college, like ready to kind of focus on our chapter 2.

We spend a lot of time actually dating. We do the date prep. We do the post-mortem. And we are happy to be an open book and answer any and all questions,

because we are all in this together, ladies, and we all have a single goal of finding our

uniform. So, Thelma, we thought it would be interesting if we were to talk to our friends

out there and just talk about the concept of a first date, right?

Like, let's assume we've met somebody out or we've, you know, gone on the dating app and we have

secured a first date. And you and I have a lot of kind of thoughts and opinions on outfits and

how we should be treated and expectations and all that.

So let's just start with the concept of a first date.

Well, that's probably a good question for me because I feel like Louise has a lot more

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