Meet Our Cousins: [REDACTED]
Old Gods of Appalachia
Old Gods of Appalachia
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)
Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.
Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like procedural monster-of-the-week shows X-files & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the classic ensemble banter of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Psych.
Visit our website: https://theredactedunit.com/
Join the discussion: http://theredactedunit.com/discord
[REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)
Jacob Kane makes a big life change
Starring:
Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane
Athan as Eli Reyes
Dan Morris as The Strict Producer
Jeffrey Reddick as The Anxious Screenwriter
Karen Neat as Server
James Spurney as as Phil (Landlord)
Nathan Lundsford as Jordan Kane
Harlan Guthrie as ■■■
Zoe D. Lee as ■■■■■
Ben Akira Spencer as Officer
Ioana Adascalitei as Jody (Paramedic)
General Show Warnings
Recurring themes of violence and peril, horror, death and grief, sudden & unsettling audio, use of weapons, secret-police/cover-ups, strong language.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hey there, family. It's that time again where we introduce you to another one of our cousins and suggest another fine bit of entertainment for you to engage in. |
| 0:10.9 | Redacted is a new full cast monster of the weak horror comedy from Athen and Jamie Petronus, inspired by late 90s and early 2000s television. |
| 0:21.9 | Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late brother's |
| 0:26.5 | life in hopes of a fresh start. |
| 0:29.4 | Instead of finding stability, however, Jacob finds himself working within the redacted unit, |
| 0:36.0 | a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures |
| 0:39.1 | and phenomena. |
| 0:40.9 | Each week, they'll face up against a different threat or aberration. |
| 0:46.0 | Don't take my word for it. |
| 0:48.0 | Check out part one of the pilot. |
| 0:50.4 | Right about now. |
| 0:55.0 | Hey, hey, Mom. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, yeah, I know it's late. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:02.0 | I just wanted to call you before the police do. |
| 1:06.0 | There's been an accident. |
| 1:09.0 | No, no, I'm fine a couple of scratches but |
| 1:13.5 | mom |
| 1:14.6 | are you sitting down |
| 1:17.2 | yeah i think it would be best if he did |
| 1:20.5 | it's dad |
| 1:23.8 | he uh he was thrown from the car. |
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