Meet Me In the Middleton w. Milly Tamarez & Alise Morales
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2024
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Women’s History Month continues with Equal Pay Day; Republicans compromise IVF and birth control access; LGBTQ+ hate crimes go up in schools as anti-trans laws continue to pass in places like Florida; and more in news. Then, Milly Tamarez and Alise Morales of Go Touch Grass (and formerly, The Betches Sup) join to talk about Kate Middleton, Sen. Katie Britt, and other stories taking the internet by storm. Finally, Sani-Petty (we love wildflowers and hate trucks!).
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Show Notes
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Go Touch Grass with Milly Tamarez and Alise Morales [Headgum]
News
It’s Equal Pay Day — and even the White House has a gender pay gap [The 19th]
Megan Rapinoe, and friend of Hysteria! [AP]
Suzanne Somers Was Fired From Three’s Company for Asking for Equal Pay [Biography]
Belva Ann Lockwood [National Archives + Justice At Work]
Law protecting Alabama IVF may do more harm than good, critics say [NBC]
VA to cover IVF for single veterans, same-sex couples after lawsuits [WaPo]
Florida Anti-Trans Bill Could Raise Everyone’s Health Insurance Costs [The Intercept]
In states with laws targeting LGBTQ issues, school hate crimes quadrupled [WaPo]
Children to no longer be prescribed puberty blockers, NHS England confirms [Sky News]
Nazis mingle openly at CPAC, spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories and finding allies [NBC]
Selling “Woke Tears Water”
“There’s a Jan. 6-themed pinball machine at CPAC”
Sani-Petty
Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center [site]
Homegrown: Atlanta-based farmer Jamila Norman helps families transform their outdoor spaces into beautiful and functional backyard farms.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Mastra Monaco. |
| 0:07.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Aaron Ryan. |
| 0:11.0 | And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:13.0 | Alyssa, word on the street is that Donald Trump needs money very quickly, a lot of money very quickly. |
| 0:18.0 | Zoix, goo-sooix. |
| 0:20.0 | I thought he was so rich, girl. |
| 0:22.0 | Why's he need the money so bad but here's my idea why aren't |
| 0:26.7 | organizations with left-wing or progressive aims bidding on him right now. |
| 0:33.0 | Like, you know, you're a crazy, you're making, |
| 0:35.0 | hey, Mackenzie Scott, audience of one. |
| 0:38.0 | Why don't you slide him a cool half billion |
| 0:42.0 | in exchange for never ever banning abortion. I'm just saying |
| 0:47.0 | see I think in theory that works if the person that you're negotiating with and or trying to bribe has any ethical compass |
| 0:55.2 | whatsoever because I think he would just take the money and then not do it. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah, that's true. I suppose if he were not someone who was notoriously a contract breaker, this would be a little bit better of a deal. But hey, worth a shot. |
| 1:09.0 | Fun show this week, Alyssa. So fun! |
| 1:13.0 | It runs the gamut. |
| 1:14.0 | We get to talk about the entirety of the gamut. |
| 1:18.0 | We're talking about IVF in Alabama |
| 1:21.0 | and lawmakers there may be accidentally stepping on rakes by making a law that |
| 1:26.6 | might have had some unintentional bad outcomes. |
| 1:33.0 | And now they maybe have made another bill with some |
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