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Kevin Smith & Scott Mosier

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4.7 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast. Find it at Apple Podcasts, iheart.com, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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0:00.0	Hey kids it's me Kevin Smith silent Bob from all those Jay and silent Bob movies but I talk a lot in real life man I've been
0:06.5	podcasting since 2007 talking smart cast Jane and silent Bob get old, Fat Man Beyond, Hollywood, Babylon.
0:15.0	But guess what? I'm about to drop a brand new podcast on I heart and I'm going to be doing it
0:20.0	with my only begotten daughter Harley Quinn.
0:23.2	Her whole life, my wife has been saying she's like a
0:26.5	beardless dickless version of you so we're calling our brand new show
0:30.6	Beardless dicklessless, me.
0:32.8	That's the name.
0:33.8	That was uncalled for personal.
0:36.8	I had no idea.
0:37.8	Sensitive vulnerable information.
0:39.6	Colonel died when I was a kid.
0:40.8	The old man on the Kentucky Fried Chicken container?
0:43.2	He was real. Did you think he was a corporate logo and that's it?
0:46.0	I never really thought about it too much.
0:48.6	All right. Did you know how a McDonald is real?
0:52.0	That Ronald McDonald is. The real one.
0:53.0	The Ronald McDonald is...
0:55.0	What's the other thing you said betwixt?
0:58.0	But I say betwixt something, then that it works.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:01.0	It's good.
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