Mediums, Monica, Fishnets

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Sarah Silverman ponders if psychics and mediums are bullshit. And even so, could lying about it be a mitzvah? There are tons of calls this week about relationships: how to handle an alcoholic father, learning from bad ones, and one where Sarah addresses what “settling” actually means.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I want to say hey, hey, yeah, fuck up, hey, hey, everybody, it's
0:15.0	your best friend, Sarah, you know what I was thinking about, you know, there are all these
0:19.6	like the, what is it, the Long Island medium and psychics and psychic hotlines or blah, blah,
0:25.4	and I don't know if it's real or not, but I'm guessing like the people making money off of it
0:30.8	are probably bullshit, but I was thinking about it and I feel like I could completely do that. I
0:38.4	mean, this is so dark, but I was just thinking about it and thinking about how people go to mediums
0:45.3	and go to psychics for help and, and they probably get it emotionally, even if it's not real,
0:53.7	I'm not sticking up for it but I was just thinking about it. It was just like daydreaming about it.
0:59.9	Like I bet you could walk up to somebody like you could walk up to any stranger on the street and just go
1:07.1	somebody you love who passed on is has contacted me and wants me to tell you that it's not your fault.
1:17.5	I mean that would 100% blow people's minds because there's something about it that rings true for every person.
1:32.9	That's all. I mean it's a lie but it's also the truth probably.
1:40.3	You know that's why I think what those people do they take a big generic stab
1:44.9	but that could probably really release people of stuff.
1:50.0	Like in a way it's a mitzvah but it is sneaky and a lie so it isn't right but
1:56.1	it's probably something most people need to hear and it's probably the truth for them in some way.
2:01.2	It would probably really help people with their tourists.
2:07.8	All right let's take some calls.
2:14.3	I live all the world that's here some voice news.
2:25.0	Hi Sarah it's Rachel from St. Louis.
2:29.1	My question is about my dad so I was a daddy's girl growing up.
2:38.1	My parents were married until I was a senior in high school and they got separated.
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