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Eric Tomorrow

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🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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the haircut that saved the show. you look like i'm gonna put you in a bum fight. man of leisure. clerks 3. let's bump it out. grendino and the boomer. all the holidays. all the puking. eating chicken like savages. new hobby for robyn. scorpion angels. squishy drinkware. a slave to trends. PP frank for short. Becker's hot dog adventure. zeps from eve's hot lunch. rest easy frank senior. the polish club, of which frank is a member. thank you to the scorpions of support. www.mediocreshow.com voicemail line: 484-301-0867 instagram: mediocreshow subscribe to the scorpions of support to help the show continue. mediocre show PO box 1303 west chester pa 19380

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0:00.0	.org, you know, I mean, .org. Hi, guys. Hey, what's going on? We're recording now. Yeah. Yeah.
0:11.6	Happened sometimes. Well, Eric, I have to say I am disappointed. Oh, boy, I disappointed. Wow,
0:20.4	right into it. Okay. Why are you disappointed? Coming in hot right away. Yeah. I mean, listen,
0:25.6	both you guys are way better looking than I am. I mean, I could set fire to both your
0:31.2	faces for 12 to 20 like seal. And you guys know, kiss from a rose over here. No, it's not
0:37.0	kiss from a rose. What I'm saying is I could set both your heads on fire for 12 to 22 minutes.
0:44.0	Right. And you would still be better looking at me. But when you take away, when you
0:49.7	besmirch your own face, it bothers me. Where did I besmirch my face? You shaved your, you shaved
0:58.2	your head again. That's not a face. And no, I know it frames the face. Listen to me. Listen,
1:04.0	use your brain. The hairline still there. The hairline still there. The hairline still there
1:10.2	frame the face. Listen to me to take you through it. Frank. Oh, I don't want to take you. I don't
1:14.8	want you to listen to me. All right. I said, hey, listen, bring that beard up a little bit and
1:19.4	you did, right? And, and, and look how, look how gorgeous you are. And I said, let's grow that
1:25.1	thing out. Just a tiny bit. But keep it tight. Yeah. You don't have to go, hey, why? I had long
1:29.4	hair right there. Keep it, keep it, keep it. You wear a different haircut since we did a show.
1:34.4	Because you told me you look like a homeless person. You look like I'm going to put you in a bump
1:39.2	fight. That's what you said to me. Was that, is that your words? Your words? Your words? I'm
1:43.6	I don't think I said that at all. Pretty much said that a lot of other and there were sex
1:47.2	puttives that I don't want to, you know, you know, you know, we can't talk about you.
1:50.4	God, be careful. You say to him, Eric, you know, he's going to bring it up. Ever. No, I'm just
1:54.0	sensitive. You had you were in the zone. Locked that shit in his mind. Yeah. The gorgeous zone.
2:01.5	Yeah. I don't know, dude. And then you decided to be like, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm not going
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