In Besschester, Pennsylvania, there's an enormous radio show.

Though silly and strange, its powerful conversations are a testament to human nature and interaction.

It is called the mediocre show.

Episode 865.

So we'll say,

Good evening. It's Wednesday, July 10th, 2020, 813 in the PM. Welcome to the mediocre show. I'm not Eric tomorrow. I'm Frank.

I'm also not Eric tomorrow. I am also not Eric tomorrow I am Pat yeah and we just wanted to hop on and say

hello to everyone it's been a while since we've been on and you know we just figured it we all with the people to get out there and be in the

we felt we felt the ache yeah that is what I think it was. It's been over too. Yeah, it has. Yeah. I think there's an ache in people's loins that needs to be opened up into that fleshy part right to the center of the loin area you massage that with your

thumbs yeah and then you and then you put us in there and then we're in there inside of you

kind of but not there and we do that but through your ears so that's

almost what and the ears as everyone always knows are the loins of your face.

Well I've always said that I don't know if everybody's on the same board with

that but I have always said that

if someone wanted to get a tattoo of something I said that's what I would like it to be

yeah the ears of the loins of your face yeah I agree I hundred

yes and right now we have ear condoms on so of your face. face. Yeah, I agree. Yep.

And right now we have your condoms on.

So it's safe.

You're safe.

I'm safe.

The listeners are safe.

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