mediocre 844 (a nation of urine)

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🗓️ 11 January 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	New Year, New You, Frank.
0:02.0	Yeah, I'm feeling pretty brand new.
0:04.0	Have you heard from Graham?
0:05.3	I haven't, Rabbit, Rabbit.
0:06.4	I have not.
0:08.0	Because Australia is on fire.
0:10.6	Like all of it's on fire.
0:12.2	No, I think all of it's on fire. it's all of it. How is that happening? Is it just like wildfires? Yeah wildfires. Yeah
0:18.6	Like a lightning strike or something? I don't know what started it, but it's gotten quite out of
0:23.6	control. Do they have a Smoky the Bear over there? The Cropodile? Smoky the
0:27.0	Cropodile? It would probably be a koala. Well, all right,
0:30.0	Smoky the koala bear. Okay, I got you. Right? Yeah yeah for sure. Yeah.
0:35.5	The very least a rue. Yeah I feel bad for the koalas because if all the trees are
0:39.6	burning they only eat eucalyptus leads. Yeah that's actually a real big problem. I bet. You see there was
0:43.7	a I don't know if it was footage or pictures of a dude that was like just like running into
0:47.6	fire saving koalas. All he's doing, not trying to put anything out. He's just like, I'm
0:51.8	to save these fucking koal bears. If everyone just got out there and peed, do you think it would help?
0:56.5	No. No. It smelled terrible. I know, but still at the same time.
1:00.1	Nation of urine. Yeah. I mean, I've write that down. Nation of urine. I've often thought like if there was a fire
1:06.7	and it was like a little bit out of control and I didn't have access to a
1:11.8	It was when nation extinguisher?
1:13.5	Was a nation of urine?
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