mediocre 842 (at least i'm not frank)

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🗓️ 21 December 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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gotta stop it up. sh*tting in pee time. fluids shooting out of everywhere. dick cavity. cherry crispo. math? that sounds dumb. voicemails. happy that. help me help you. merry chrimmis. double shot of hairy trucker christmas. thank you to all the new and old scorpions. www.mediocreshow.com voicemail line: 484.381.0666 twitter: @themediocreshow @erictomorrow @theworkfrank subscribe to the scorpions of support to help the show continue. mediocre show PO box 1303 west chester pa 19380

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0:00.0	It is in fact the most wonderful time of the year Frank is it not I've had better times of a year it's rise of sky walk Oh, that's that's fun. I'm really excited about that going today going today and everyone is texting me bad things like that everyone wants me to
0:17.3	fucking hate it like I think they just because I think people revel like
0:20.8	they make joy in my misery yeah I do yeah I know you do I
0:24.4	and that's what the only reason I have a job here is hopefully you know
0:28.8	you'll you'll you'll fall and break something you're yeah you know you'll just like hey man look at you I think you like me
0:34.4	around because I'm a I'm a representation of like what is worse than you like at
0:39.8	least I'm not frank you know yeah I mean it's just I'm not saying that's not true yeah it should I'm not saying that's not true yeah
0:45.2	yeah she's you're going a little monkey you know this week but at least I'm not
0:48.0	frank right you know I mean that's I have a t-shirt this I know you think we're not making miracle with shirts we're making at least I'm not frank yeah at least I'm not frank that's not a bad idea for a
0:57.6	I don't want that come on I have enough fucking mental problems as it is. Jesus Christ.
1:02.8	I'm kidding, Frank.
1:04.0	Yeah, but someone's gonna make one with a sharpie
1:05.9	in a fucking white Haines t-shirt.
1:09.5	At least I'm not frank.
1:10.6	Yeah, you know, I've gotten my leg amputated, but at least I'm not frank.
1:14.6	Yeah, I have AIDS. I'm going to die of AIDS. Hey, good news? What? Can only get AIDS once anyway.
1:19.2	Yeah, so. But at least I'm not frank, you know? That's what I've always said. Yeah, you know he has you know hog fat coursing through his veins. Yeah, at least I'm not him
1:28.8	Diarrhea when he drinks the beer too much. Diarrhea, yeah for sure. Yeah, lots of diarrhea. Yeah, had diarrhea today a couple times did you I
1:35.3	take a pill for it yeah it's a Christmas miracle it is it is but I
1:39.5	we did take the one from the work first aid john I did I take those hiking right oh do you really yeah
1:45.2	so I don't have to shit as much oh that's not myself up yeah I stop myself I
1:49.4	doesn't work if it's gonna be a long day I'll I'll stop myself up with an emodium.
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