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mediocre 664 (dont pee on your hand)

mediocre show

Eric Tomorrow

Punk, Louis Ck, Mediocre Podcast, Tomorrow, Philadelphia, Philadelphia Podcast, Maron, Pennsylvania, Mediocre, Show, Comedy, Morning Show, Talk Radio, Metal, Eric

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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cold open.
life lessons.
not what gofundme is for.
lots of voicemails.
one live call.
and frank almost died.
and some other stuffs.
thank you to all the new and old scorpions.
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0:24.0

about P. P. P. P. And I was I went for a walk yesterday. Right sure and like a nature walk like a nature walk. Okay. Had to pee. Sure. Peed. Right. Let me just ask you you're in the situation. You're walking in the woods right you pee sure you go to zip up dribble it gets on your finger. Yeah, what do you do? I don't a don't pee on my hand. If dribble you're going to say that no pee has ever gotten, you're right, pyroscoping now.

0:25.0

You want to say you peeve, you never got on your hand, ever when you pee.

0:27.9

I mean, it's probably happened.

0:29.5

Well, I mean, yeah, you're just fucking wiping on the back of your genes.

0:31.6

Okay. On your, on the back of your genes. Okay.

0:32.6

On your on the knee area.

0:33.6

I do the spit a little bit.

0:34.7

Do you really?

0:35.6

What how is that any better?

0:36.4

I don't know.

0:37.4

You're just adding spit to the P.

0:38.4

Enzymes would break down the P.

0:40.3

That's not how this works.

0:41.1

I don't know.

0:41.7

But then I felt like pee is sterile, right?

0:43.4

Right. So I mean, random and says play a board game, fuck face Frank.

0:47.1

Oh my goodness, gravy.

0:48.4

P is sterile, yes, so what's the problem?

0:50.3

Then really should your father? Which hand? Which hand was it?

0:52.8

It was my left hand.

0:53.8

Your left hand.

0:54.8

My left hand is my weener holding hand.

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