mediocre 555 (dick biscuits)

mediocre show

Eric Tomorrow

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2014

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

there's a skeeter where?
it's a superfood!
you just buy a bag of it.
well, things sure have changed.
voicemails.
old lady rainbow.
poop slip and slide.
i miss that trip.
for external use only, seriously.
let's talk about showers.
who rings the bell?
prell.
music by the Humble Hooligans. http://humblehooligans.com
cat noodling.
gopro everything.
oh neighbors.
thank you to all the new and old scorpions.
www.mediocreshow.com
voicemail line: 206.666.5900
twitter: @themediocreshow
@erictomorrow
@ladytomorrow
@seeyounexttroy
subscribe to the scorpions of support to help the show continue.
mediocre show
PO box 1303
west chester pa 19380

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0:16.0	You thought you'd heard it all before, but this time it's personal from From the Wooded Hills of Westchester, Pennsylvania, it's the mediocre show with Eric, Troy, and Hope.
0:21.0	Episode 5, 5.
0:25.0	This was supposed to be a celebration episode I thought.
0:29.0	Shit.
0:30.0	Damn it. Are we supposed to have some sort of pie perhaps some fan pumpkin?
0:36.9	It's still August. We can't, yeah. So it's gonna have to be next time.
0:40.5	Well, I mean I could pick it up when driving Troy home at Wawa I could
0:44.2	pick us up some tasty cake. No please I've been really good. At midnight.
0:47.5	That's good for the metabolism. Oh yeah it's awesome. So anyway it is it is episode 555 some sort of milestone.
0:56.0	Some sort of something.
0:58.0	There is a skater on your Peter.
1:01.0	No, I want to do it. Oh, but say who you are. Oh, I'm Eric tomorrow. I am the lady. It's Troy.
1:07.0	And I've apparently got a mosquito on my dick. So, it goes, ready? There's a Skeeter on your Peter. There's a sketer on my Peter, but I'm not a Peter.
1:16.4	So it's someone. It's someone's Peter.
1:18.6	Someone's Peter. There's a Peter on someone's. Is it whack there's this there's a sketer on my
1:24.4	Peter whack it off right there's a dozen on my cousin's like whack oh there
1:30.3	should be here let's try it let's's try it. Let's test it out.
1:33.0	There's a skeeter on my Peter, whack it off.
1:36.0	Wack it off. Yes, there is.
1:38.0	There's a skater on my Peter, whack it off.
1:40.0	Whack it off.
1:41.0	Whack it off. Peter, Wack it off. Wack it off. Wack it off.
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