You thought you'd heard it all before, but this time it's personal From the wooded hills of Westchester, Pennsylvania, it's the mediocre show with Eric, Troy, and Hope.

Episode 543.

Oh, shitty Titz.

It's a show.

This is the show and what you're probably wondering since you found this show yourself, you went out of your way.

You're probably wondering what is this show the show is about a guy

That guy's me. It's Troy

And Eric and Hope, they told, they gave me the keys to the kingdom.

I don't know why I'm talking like that.

But, uh, we couldn't do our normally scheduled program for today

due to some little scheduling conflict. I'm the booker here at the mediocre show and I gotta say I

should bet on this one. No Eric and Hope had a wedding this weekend and by the

way congrats to cousin Luke.

And his main squeeze, I don't know if she wants her name put on Blaestin

so I won't blast it.

I won't blast it. I won't blast your name lady. But congrats to them.

Now this show tonight at least my part almost didn't happen were it not for this young man here

One more time

You can do it

Oh, thank you, buddy.

I can do it, can I? I knew I could.

And that reminds me, a lot of people write me every day, asking me questions. What questions? Is that your

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