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mediocre 254 (six pack)

mediocre show

Eric Tomorrow

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4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2009

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

This is the mediocre show six-pack all music every week.

0:07.0

email requests to toilet at mediocre show.

0:10.0

com. Six! When I was small I believed in Santa Claus, though I knew it was my dad.

0:40.0

And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas,

0:43.5

hoping my presents, and I'd be glad.

0:46.0

But the last time I played for the Christmas,

0:49.0

I stood outside a department store,

0:52.0

a gang of kids came over and bugged me, a knock

0:56.6

my rained it to the floor. He said, Father Christmas, give us some money.

1:04.0

No mess around with all the city toys.

1:06.0

We'll meet you up.

1:08.0

If we come hand it over, we want to break.

1:11.0

So don't make us a noise give all the choice to the little rich boy. Don't give my sister a carpenter. He don't want the jinx or I'm an openly money.

1:35.0

We only want the real record.

1:38.0

Mother Christmas, give us the money.

1:41.0

We'll beat you up if you make us a noise.

1:45.0

Father Christmas, give us some money.

1:48.0

Don't mess around with those civic toys.

1:51.0

The give my daddy a job because he needs work.

1:55.0

He's got lost his mouth to feed.

1:57.0

But if you've got what I have a machine gun

2:01.0

so I can scare all the kids on the street

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