First before we get started with our choice for the 2009 podcast draft I want to thank the listeners at the draft party in Salt Lake City, Utah and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

For the first selection in the 2009 and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

For the first selection in the 2009 podcast draft,

the mediocre show picks Mike Pilot from Reading, Pennsylvania

University of Fake Talk Radio.

Mike, could you please step forward and say a few words to the mediocre nation?

Eric, Lady,

Lady, Mr President, Distinguished Guest, and of course the ladies and gentlemen of the nation.

I accept the position as Mr. Tomorrow's co-host at a moment when 22 million listeners of the mediocre nation are engaged in a creative battle and the long search of a permanent second in command.

I accept this appointment on behalf of all permanent second in command.

I accept this appointment on behalf of all those that have supported me,

shared their thoughts on the matter, and pushed for me

to become a part of this show, and of course,

with the utmost respect for those that have come before me,

Taylor and Matt, but mostly Kaller.

I am mindful that only a few weeks ago I considered my career over,

but I am excited for the future and the hilarity to ensue,

and of course, to have the honor to broadcast from

my station's Hebrew here in the heart of Philadelphia of Pennsylvania.

While I realize I'm awesome in every possible way, I still cannot believe that the mediocre franchise has chosen to draft me

number one overall in this year's graph. I promise to you the fans of this organization that I

will do my very best to bring the fun into you each and every week and by that help take the show to the next

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