mediocre 214 (you should totally hire me)
mediocre show
Eric Tomorrow
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2009
⏱️ 134 minutes
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recorded live 2/11/09 on cringe humor radio.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey honey, what are you doing? |
| 0:02.0 | I'm calling Eric tomorrow and leaving him a happy 311 day message. |
| 0:05.0 | A what? |
| 0:07.0 | A happy 311 day, come on honey. |
| 0:09.0 | It's the day when the greatest band of all time is celebrated. |
| 0:12.0 | Jesus fucking Christ, you have got to be kidding me, Zach. |
| 0:15.0 | Honey, come on, it's March 11, 311, get it? |
| 0:18.2 | Fucking Christ, are you serious? |
| 0:20.0 | Honey, yeah, come on, let's pop our collars, pull out our bongs and pierce our eyebrows. |
| 0:23.4 | You've got to be fucking stupid. |
| 0:24.8 | Well, honey, what other way of celebrating 311 day did you have in mine? |
| 0:27.7 | Zach, it's a fucking Wednesday. |
| 0:29.6 | Do you know who celebrates 311 day? |
| 0:31.3 | Fucking doshbags? You know, just bringing this up is enough reason to think. who celebrates 311 day, fucking doosh bags. |
| 0:33.2 | You know, just bringing this up |
| 0:34.3 | is enough reason to throw this goddamn ring down the drain. |
| 0:36.8 | What do you want to get in your mom's |
| 0:37.7 | fucking Volvo and go find a drum circle? |
| 0:40.1 | They're from frucking Nebraska. |
| 0:41.8 | Nebraska is a shithole state for shithole losers. |
| 0:44.7 | Why the hell would you want to support any band from there? |
| 0:47.5 | Uh, I don't know, because the music is good? |
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