All right, let's see here. So here's a headline from USA today. This headline reads,

Tuning out, Dion Sanders, not a TV novelty anymore, as ratings dip with results. Well,

duh, he's not interesting anymore. His team is terrible. They're getting their dicks knocked off.

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