All right, he had a look and a welcome to it. It is the Derek Hunter podcast for the 23rd of May, 2022. Happy Monday to you. I am Derek Hunter. I am your host. Appreciate you. Listen, download and share and tell a friend. All that good stuff.

And really, really do appreciate the those of you who are good enough to support the program at patreon.com slash Derek Hunter podcast. I am close to working out the logistics with locals. So just bear with me.

But first we have a lady here, an actual lady come over here. An actual lady, a big girl here. Her name is Quinn. She's my daughter and she had a birthday over the weekend and we had a birthday party. Have a good birthday.

Yeah, I was born and I turned five.

That's right. You're now five. Have you been getting the AARP letters?

I'm not sure.

They'll get to you eventually. So you had a good birthday weekend? Have you had fun? You had friends over and we played in the backyard?

I know. We had that water sprinkler too.

Yeah, we guys. Very hot.

Yeah. And so we had the sun thing to make our skin up from the sun.

Yeah, we had the sun block on and we played in the sprinkler and you had ice cream cake.

I know. And I went to the ice cream house today and the ice cream and there was thunder today.

Yeah, that was thunder. You're obsessed with thunderstorms.

And I didn't hear the thunder. I heard it a little bit when we were outside.

Yeah. And you said you were scared to turn five.

I know, but it feels different.

Do you feel like a big adult now? You got responsibilities?

No, I feel like a different kid.

Okay. Well, it's time for you to get a job and get the hell out of the house. Are you ready for that?

No, I'm staying in the house.

All right. You're going to pony up some rent on that sound.

I'm not sure about that.

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