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🗓️ 13 May 2022
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Useful Idiots. I'm one of your host, Katie Halper. And I'm Aaron Matting. |
0:11.2 | And we are here to pump you up. Every time I do this show, I'm not going to lie. Every |
0:17.6 | time I do it, it pops into my head. So, really? Every time? Basically, yeah. Wow. It's |
0:24.8 | the I'm blank and I'm why, you know, Hans and Ron. Yeah. Yeah. For people to know it, |
0:30.9 | that it was a skit on SNL in the late 80s, early 90s featuring Dana Carvey and Kevin Neillin. |
0:39.4 | It was a great skit. Great skit. And they were like, I guess, Austrian or German bodybuilders. |
0:46.5 | hilarious. And they're like, I'm Hans and I'm Franz. And we are here to pump you up. So, yeah. |
0:53.4 | And SNL for people who may not know is Saturday Night Live. And Saturday Night Live for people |
0:58.5 | who may not know because I don't think anyone watches it is a show on NBC late Saturday nights. |
1:05.3 | Used to be a real thing. Be a sweet thing. Did you watch it ever? Like regular? |
1:09.5 | A rich, cool enough course, of course. Yeah. Speaking of SNL, I went to a live taping of a dress rehearsal. |
1:16.9 | So I'm not sure if that's live taping. It's a dress rehearsal like right before they do it. It's |
1:21.2 | that night. So it's not live taping. Forget the live taping part. It's just a dress rehearsal. |
1:26.8 | They probably do tape it, but it's not live on television. Anyway, I went and I saw the cranberries |
1:34.4 | and George Clooney was the host that night. And I went backstage with my friend. I was in eighth grade. |
1:41.7 | I remember my friend. I went to school with someone who's had a parent involved in SNL. And she was |
1:48.0 | like, Oh, I want to see the cranberries this weekend. You want to go see the cranberries with me at SNL? |
1:52.3 | I started to laugh. I was like, Yeah, it sounds great. Who's the host? And she's like, |
1:55.4 | this guy named George Clooney. I'm like, uh, George Clooney, he's on ER. She's like, Oh, |
2:00.3 | see the hot guy? I'm like, Yeah. So we went, we went backstage. I have to find it. But both of us got |
2:06.3 | a signed photo of George Clooney. He gave each of us a signed photograph of himself, like a very |
2:12.6 | dramatic 1940s kind of headshot. And it said to my, he wrote to my friend, um, to blank best wishes. |
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