Meatballs and Sex

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

DJ Lou gets bombarded with 90's slow jams and now hates the genre. Jay loves R&B and knows all the songs that Lou despises. The sexy music leads into stories of young love. Jay lost his virginity after a meatball meal and had an accident that almost ruined the milestone experience. Bob was very young and seduced by an older woman. Both guys grew up in schools that resembled prisons. Many of Jacob's high school teachers took advantage of the students except him. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:08.5	First thing on the list here on our rundown list, she did the other day, even though this is the last day of the week, we're coming in.
0:16.9	DJ Lou hates 90s R&B. That's just not true.
0:19.6	I thought it wasn't true, but now it's totally true.
0:23.0	What are you talking about?
0:24.4	My girlfriend, who happens to be black.
0:28.0	I know.
0:28.7	She's not full black.
0:31.1	She's half black.
0:32.5	She's black enough.
0:33.4	White Lou has, she's plenty black for Lou.
0:36.2	I thought she was Indian. I like White Lou has black girlfriend, Black Lou for Lou. I thought she was Indian.
0:37.7	I like White Lou has black girlfriend, Black Lou, White Wife.
0:40.9	That's very fun.
0:43.0	That's a very, very fun thing.
0:46.2	Can you say that again, five times real fast?
0:49.7	White Lou, White Lou has black girlfriend, Black Lou has white wife.
0:54.6	White Lou has, I got it, how many times in a row?
0:57.6	Five in a row fast.
1:01.0	White Lou has black girlfriend, Black Lou has white wife.
1:03.9	White Lou has black girlfriend, black Lou has white wife.
1:06.4	White Lou has black girlfriend, black Lou has white wife.
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