Measuring Skulls When The Women Have Gone To Bed | Prehistoric Man (Part 1)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠surfshark.com/fvh How did Prehistoric Homo Sapiens win out over Neanderthals, and was it simply because the Neanderthals were autistic? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor CHAPTERS: 00:00 Ugo history 07:18 - lots of homos 13:44 - homo errectus 19:11 - Homo Hobbit 22:27 - Neanderthals and amateur phrenology 27:41 - the prodigal producer returns 30:03 - dinner party convo 33:26 - f*cking or fighting 38:22 - Homo sapiens 45:45 - Early page 3 48:43 - The end of an era Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus History.
0:14.6	I'd like to start this episode with a trigger warning.
0:17.4	Go on.
0:17.9	We are going deep.
0:20.1	Deep than we've ever gone before. Into autism's core. We are meeting the architect of autism. This is the Titanic submersible. This is. Today. We're James Cameron. We're James Cameron going deep into the Yuga-Buggerlands. It's prehistoric man week. You're completely flailing about here.
0:38.8	I'm in, I feel like... You've got nothing to hold on to. I'm in a disabled toilet and the lights are off,
0:42.9	and I'm trying to find that big red cord. Help. I've tried to wipe my ass and fall off the toilet.
0:49.0	Help! Help! This is the Stone Age. Yeah. This is history for non-verbal people. Yeah. People who struggle to live independently. We're going back to the beginning here. History for ugly women, would you say? Sorry? The history, ugly women. I'll go, I go, I go, I go, go. Do you know what? I didn't encounter any, I'll go mingoes I, do what, I didn't, didn't encounter any, I go mingos.
1:11.8	Yeah,
1:12.1	right,
1:12.5	I didn't,
1:12.9	I didn't,
1:13.2	I didn't encounter any women in the,
1:14.3	but exactly,
1:15.1	and it's also like,
1:15.8	you know,
1:16.1	women can't go in submarines
1:17.1	because they lose
1:17.7	fertility. It's like it's too deep.
1:19.3	Is that a thing? Yeah, you know about this, don't you? Come on, this is good stuff. Pete,
1:22.8	you know about this, don't you Pete? No. So, deep, when you go
1:26.9	super deep down, you lose all your sperm. Because we... Really? Because we produce sperm really easily. Yeah. When we get up again, we've become cum laden again, right? But women, they have a set amount of eggs. So, so Osama cum laudeen, when he was buried at sea, lost all his sperm.
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