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🗓️ 7 January 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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0:00.0 | Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school, and were each other's first kiss. |
0:11.0 | They were the dream couple, Sam got into EDM music. |
0:17.0 | While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore, |
0:26.7 | maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service. |
0:30.3 | This is a reminder to all my girdies out there starting 2024 single. |
0:33.6 | What's meant for you won't pass you by and showing yourself a little love can go a long way and maybe a match on bumble. |
0:39.1 | Sometimes it can feel like there's a lot of pressure to constantly better yourself. |
0:42.4 | But just be |
0:43.0 | everybody's journey looks different and sometimes you just need to appreciate |
0:46.3 | where you are right now. |
0:47.3 | It's the Late Show! |
0:50.3 | With Stephen Holbein. Show with Stephen Colbay. |
0:55.0 | Folbain. |
1:02.0 | Folbain, folks, if you watch the show, you know that I spend most of my time right over there surveying the day's news forest, hand selecting the most topical 13-foot |
1:04.4 | balsome fur, trimming it with Thomas Glen Pearl Story ornaments and Joke Tinsul |
1:08.8 | all topped with a Neiman Marcus Gold Star filial to present to you the spectacular and luminous Christmas tree |
1:15.1 | that is my monologue. |
1:16.1 | But sometimes folks, sometimes while hiding in an industrial park from the poachers I run with, |
1:20.5 | I bring down a telephone pole with a rusty |
1:22.8 | chainsaw and blast it with some glitter shot out of an old t-shirt |
1:25.7 | cannon, then top up with a wad of discarded double-mint-gum foil |
1:29.3 | wrappers to roll out the combustible drifter's |
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