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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile | Wheel Falls Off Plane

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

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0:03.0

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0:06.0

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0:08.0

what you look like, your credit score,

0:10.0

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0:13.0

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0:17.0

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0:21.0

To learn more, don't invest in as you're prepared to lose all the money

0:24.9

you invest. This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something

0:28.9

goes wrong.

0:29.5

It's the Late Show, hot show with Stephen Colbay.

0:39.2

Now folks, if you watch the show,

0:40.8

you know I spend most of my time over there

0:42.2

in the news kitchen,

0:43.6

mincing the day's finest cuts of Durak story pork to blend with the most topical white wine

0:48.4

and cognac juniper berries and pistachios, which I gently bake in a bam-marie to create for you the delicate

0:54.1

pate to compoyantourine that is my monologue, but sometimes, sometimes folks.

0:57.6

After getting thrown off a moving rail car by the hobos I betrayed to the yard boss,

1:02.3

I scraped together the remnants of a half-eaten

1:04.2

taco in my pocket and the tobacco from a cigarette butt, and mashed it into what's left of a very

1:08.5

ripe grapefruit husk and then douse it all with ever clear and set it on fire to cook up the vagabonds trash

1:14.2

scrapple of news.

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