Meanwhile | What's Going On Over There

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film

4.4 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Meanwhile... Don't watch so much TikTok on the toilet, a raccoon fell from the ceiling at New York's LaGuardia airport, and haunted hotels are marketing themselves to travelers who like spooky accommodations. And Stephen Colbert checks in on the rest of the world in his international news segment, "What's Going On Over There?"

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0:58.8	Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news workshop,
1:04.8	harvesting the freshest Creoyo story cacao, fermenting the beans in the sun for two to three weeks before air roasting, then conching them with cocoa butter and cane sugar at 60 degrees Celsius for 72 hours before tempering it all to create the bold yet delicate Tuscan Amadee porcelana chocolate. That is my monologue. But sometimes. Just sometimes, folks, I'm asked to leave a cartel hideout for being a bit too chatty. And I cower behind a gas station where I scrape discarded candy corn and the dregs from a bottle of mountain dew
1:28.7	code red into a rusty chewing tobacco tin which I heat over a tire fire to make the trashed taffy of news that is my segment.
1:37.7	Meanwhile.
1:40.8	It's a spiritual Xanax for the nation. Just let it go.
1:46.0	Meanwhile, in North Carolina, a pet python missing for two months has been founded at Chili's and returned to its owner.
1:59.0	Man, I bet they were excited to have their snakey back, snakey back, snakey back.
2:06.6	Meanwhile, TikTok, TikTok could be giving you hemorrhoids.
2:13.2	Am I doing TikTok wrong? Where are you guys holding your phone?
2:19.8	According to experts, sitting for prolonged periods of time on the toilet can contribute to hemorrhoid formation in something that's being called TikTok tush.
2:31.5	People using social media while on the toilet are warned to be on the lookout for TikTok tush.
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