McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

British and Irish beef patties, so they're even juicier.

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

Mm.

It's the Late Show, hot show with Stephen Colbay.

Folbair, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time over there on the news farm

choosing the most topical story cattle was certified pure tajima bloodlines feeding

them only whole crop silage for 900 days while massaging them daily and brushing their

hair coat with sake to produce the succulent yet delicate Tokusan Matsusaka

Weagou beef that is my monologue but sometimes just sometimes folks I fall out at the back of a

carjacked hearse where I use a busted hub cap to scrape some meat and fur off the

blacktop which I let sit on a hot drainage grate until I can gnaw on the drifter's roadkill jerky of news that is my segment

That is a tasty tree. That is a tasty tree.

What it is, this little tasty nutritious tree.

Meanwhile, Arby's new menu items include a Beyonce inspired-inspired horsie sauce,

because you know Arby's slogan,

We have the tremendous pressure

to appear relevant in a crowded media landscape.

Meanwhile, in hideous car news new video has gone viral of a cyber truck owner who broke his

finger trying to show that the vehicle is safe.

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