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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile | Tom Holland’s Bonus Check, Monkey On The Run

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.42.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… Spider-Man’s bonus check from Marvel went to the wrong Tom, the hunky priests featured in an Italian calendar may not really be men of the cloth, Royal Caribbean appointed a golden retriever for a special position on one of its ships, Stephen thinks he knows who stole a taxidermied polar bear in Canada, Scotland is embroiled in a nationwide hunt to locate a lost monkey, and a 285-year-old lemon sold at auction for $1,780.



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All was well as Derek Johns stubbed out his lunchtime cigarette on the ground and put his rubbish in the bin.

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On his way back to work he suddenly felt terribly guilty but why what had he done he was

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racking his brains and then he saw it a duck pointing angrily at his

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