Meanwhile | The Sound of Science: Easter Megabunny

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.4 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Meanwhile… A dolphin is trying to be like Mike, a big box store is selling a 10-pound chocolate Easter bunny, and bird experts say woodpeckers grunt like tennis players while they peck holes in trees. And science-loving late night host Stephen Colbert brings you all the latest scientific developments from the world of science in his science-focused segment, “The Sound of Science.”

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0:00.0	McDonald's cards are here.
0:02.0	24 cards to find and free food in every pack.
0:05.0	Choose from a range of cards meals, including the legendary double big man.
0:10.0	Order a cards mill and get a pack today.
0:12.0	18 plus UK only, with selected meals subject to availability.
0:16.0	Ends 27th of April app may be required.
0:18.0	See mukD rules.co.
0:20.0	It's the late show poncho with Steven C. Ends 27th of April app may be required. See macD rules.com.ukukukukukukukkaho with Stephen Colbert.
0:29.0	Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news.
0:33.4	True Bang folding the most topical ground story pork, mung bean sprouts, chop chain noodles,
0:38.5	and Pibigo-Firm tofu into delicate sul-a-song wantan wrappers and then gently pan-frying
0:44.6	to make the Korean Koonmandu dumplings that are my not-lein monologue. But sometimes after losing
0:49.8	a drinking contest to a Russian circus bear, I wake up in a canal where I squeeze the filling from
0:54.0	a discarded taco into a half-eaten Pillsbury
0:55.9	turnover and chow down on the
0:57.9	swamp ravioli of news that is my segment.
1:02.1	Meanwhile.
1:05.7	You know what? It's tasty and nutritious.
1:09.5	People don't think about the nutrition of meanwhile.
1:13.9	Meanwhile, near Hawaii, a dolphin jumped a massive 15 feet above the ocean and drew comparisons to Michael Jordan.
1:23.6	Wow, Michael Jordan.
1:25.2	Michael, how do you feel about being compared to that dolphin?
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