From the host house, whoever you are, there's a welcome there for Ruth and Faye, Mahamadan Jose.

From the host house, whether it's work, rest or play, listen to my podcast.

It's packed full of meaty goodness. From the host house, with Alan Partridge.

There's a welcome there for straight and K, and he and she and they, from the host house.

From the host house, the Alan Partridge podcast series three.

Now, subscription required, see orderboard.co.uk for turns.

Coffee is getting complicated.

Floral rose infusions, undertones of roasted pomegranate and cherry hazelnut notes.

I ordered a coffee, not a pebble over.

Macafé coffees are made with organic milk and freshly ground arabica beans.

And you know what it tastes like? Coffee. Great tasting coffee. Simple.

It's the Rachel Pacho with Stephen Colberg.

Folks, you know, I spend most of my time right over there adorning the stage with the days,

biggest news, inviting the finest, most topical stories, booking jugglers and loot players,

and laying out a splendid cornucopia of meat, fruit and wine to put on for you.

The lavish Louis Catoires Versailles Gala that is my nightly monologue,

but sometimes, just sometimes, folks, I snap awake in the woods by the airport

to throw a tarp over a dirty baby pool and trap a rag tag collection of forest creatures

using cheese laced with cough syrup and then make them watch me honk through a broken harmonica

in the deranged meth heads party hud of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile.

It's a ladder to the stars.

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