Meanwhile | Taser Chess
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Dr. Brandini is making balloon animals to help pay off his med school debt, Megan Thee Stallion is headed to Broadway to star in "Moulin Rouge," and parents are being warned not to pack pre-made cocktails in their kids' school lunch bags.
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| 0:00.0 | Your favorite true crime series, 48 Hours, is back for a new season, and so is the official |
| 0:05.5 | after show podcast, Postmortem. Every Monday, listen to a new episode of 48 hours, and then |
| 0:11.2 | join me, 48 Hours correspondent Anne-Marie Green on Tuesday for a new episode of Postmortem, |
| 0:17.2 | where we bring you a closer look at each case. This case was eye-opening on so many different levels. |
| 0:24.1 | Follow and listen to 48 hours on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:31.2 | It's the Late Show Potshow with Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:39.3 | I just want to a salute to everybody on the show this past Saturday. |
| 0:43.3 | We won the Producers Guild of America Award for Best Variety |
| 0:47.3 | and that talk. |
| 0:49.3 | I'm proud of everybody. |
| 0:51.3 | Great job, y'all. |
| 0:52.3 | Great job, everybody. You produced the hell out of this show. |
| 0:56.8 | Folks, if you watch this show, the PGA Award-winning show, you know that I spend most of my time right over there in the news studio, |
| 1:03.2 | hand crafting the most topical soft merino and Anatolian Angora into a slim fit with constructed soldiers |
| 1:08.7 | and a center-back vent with a sharp silhouette to craft for you, the timeless yet contemporary single-breasted wool and mohair prodded suit that is my monologue, but sometimes. Sometimes, folks, while tripping balls on salvia and cough syrup naked on the banks of the Gowanus Canal, I cut armholes in a discarded refrigerator box and then catwalk through Park Slope wearing the gutter Gucci of news that is my segment. |
| 1:33.3 | Meanwhile. |
| 1:38.3 | Meanwhile. |
| 1:43.3 | Megan the Stallion is set to make her Broadway debut in Moulin Rouge the musical. |
| 1:51.0 | And in her honor, the program for that theater will be wet-ass playbill. |
| 1:55.0 | I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. |
| 2:02.1 | I don't know what that joke means. |
| 2:05.5 | Meanwhile, a man built an electrified chess board that shocks players for bad moves. |
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