Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. John Stewart is back at the Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears

on the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

Listen to the Daily Show, Ears Edition,

wherever you get your podcast.

It's the Late Show pot show with Stephen Colbay.

Folbair. Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there sourcing the day's finest

news cotton then weaving in the most topical stripe motif into the fluid texture of

the fabric on my story loom and hand cutting and tailoring it with a provocative femininity and

adding a canvas drawstring and knit logo to create for you the delicate yet iconic

mew-mew jacard ponge boxer shorts that are my nightly monologue, but sometimes just sometimes folks.

I am spat naked out of a runoff sluice after passing out in a sewage treatment plant

then stumbled through a derelict construction site where I ripped the tarp off a cement mixer

and Yank a discarded kite string out of the teeth of an abandoned snow blower.

So I concurred my loins with the scrap heap banana hammock of news that is my segment. Meanwhile.

Right there, that is palliative care.

Meanwhile, in Nashville, a Christian nightclub

has opened where there's no twirking, no drinking,

and no smoking.

But they do demand you dress well.

As the organizers put it, when you pull up, we expect to see you in your holiest drip.

Oh, I gotta hit this place up.

As a Catholic, we know how to arrive in the holiest of drips, okay?

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