It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there.

Coming the fish market of the day's top story,

selecting only the finest news, clams, and most topical halibut,

then simmering them in a seafood stock with tomatoes, fennel fronds, and saffron

to create the James Beard award-winning bouillabays that is my monologue.

But sometimes, sometimes folks, I crash my stolen golf garden

to the day room of the sunset pines retirement community,

then scrape everyone's insure, cream corn, mashed banana,

and all of Mrs. Abramowitz's pills into Mr. Bufer's orthopedic shoe

to create the geriatric psychoporge of news that is my segment.

Why do we do it? Love.

We do it because of love, Tom.

Meanwhile.

It was announced yesterday that Rihanna will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime.

I get you. I get you. I feel you on that one.

It has been six years since her last album,

but fans will have to wait for more music until after she's done with her duties

at the Super Bowl, her makeup brand Fenty, her lingerie venture Savage X Fenty,

Fenty Skincare, and her cannabis line, Mary Rihanna.

We made one of those up.

You want to guess which one it was right on a card?

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