If the late show's hot show wins, be the coldest.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time

right over there mounting productions of the days,

biggest news, dressing it in the most topical story costumes

with Ricardo Shai conducting the newsiest yokomopuchini score.

So I can present the epic teatro la Scala Opera

that is my monologue, but sometimes I am discouraged

from the build of a discount cruise ship

into the swash of a waste treatment plant,

assemble some crusty stuffed animals

that I've pried from the front grill of a garbage truck,

then make them watch me pull a ravenous pasta

out of a soiled white castle crave crate

in the rumpled castaways magic show of news

that is my segment.

Meanwhile!

Prescripts and Strength.

That is Prescripts and Strength.

Meanwhile.

In booze, news, researchers have discovered

that they can quickly sober up drunk mice

by boosting their levels of a naturally produced hormone

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