On CBS, when we last left ghosts, it was a cliffhanger to die for.

Oh my God! What? I think one of the ghosts just left.

What? Who? I have no idea.

CBS, this Thursday. Why they make us wait for answer.

Call the cliffhanger.

We'll finally learn which of our dearly departed.

Departed.

I'll check the library.

Okay, I'll check the kitchen.

I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there find out when ghosts returns this

Thursday on CBS and streaming on Paramount Plus. It's the late show, hot show with Stephen Colbay.

Folbay, folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there hacking through the news

jungle. Felling of the day's finest story vine, stripping and submerging them in a pond of the

most topical mud and leaves, then forming aubil rattan herringbone weave over a hardwood

corner-block frame to create the beautiful and timeless Balinese wing chair that is my nightly

monologue but sometimes sometimes, sometimes folks.

I'm pecked awake by a box turtle in her habitat at a community zoo, steal her

sunning rock and cover it with hay stolen from the gorilla pen, throw open all the enclosures,

then shotguns from Robutusin and

white claw and hold court before a gang of escaped animals on the drifter's

throne of news that is my segment.

Meanwhile that is my segment. Meanwhile.

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