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It's the Late Show pot show with Stephen Colbay.

Folbain.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there shaping the day's

news into the most topical story chassis with gold leaf lining and black flank detail with deep royal

claret body panels and cushions upholstered in a blue brocade with surface

buttoning all mounted on leaf springs over iron-shod English pattern wheels to whisk you away in the spectacular

Adams and Hooper traveling Landau horse-drawn carriage.

That is my nightly monologue, but sometimes folks, sometimes I wake up in the baggage hold of a

burned out greyhound bus from which I rip the axle and strap into a

discarded highway sign then rig it up to a mangy pony with guileans stripped out of an abandoned circus tent.

Then barrel down an access road to the rickety derelict slag wagon of news.

That is my segment.

Meanwhile. Oh! Meanwhile.

I got something.

I got something.

I got something.

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