If the late show's hot show wins, you can call them.

Folks, if you watch this show, this is no secret.

That I spent a lot of time over there

taking the raw lumber of the day's biggest stories,

plaining and grating, and to find planks,

crafting it into the bespoke Louis Couture's Anwar.

That is my monologue.

But once in a while, I like to just sweep up the shop,

cravings, break up some particle board,

industrial wood pulp paste, and grind all that up,

and treat it with some special chemical resin

to create the vomit-absorbing sawdust compound of news.

That is my segment.

Meanwhile.

Meanwhile, that could fight coronavirus.

This could cure it.

It could.

Meanwhile.

A Japanese company that specializes in gaming-centric furniture

has released a bed designed specifically for video gamers.

Unsurprisingly, the gamer bed does not come in a version

that fits two people.

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