It's the Late Show's Hot Show with Stephen Colbert.

Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the News Factory,

assembling the most topical 8K OLED story screen with Dolby Vision IQ, a built-in three-channel

mechanically unfolding Bayolab

speaker system with two bass drivers and oak contouring to offer you the cutting edge bang

and old some Bayo Vision Avant TV that is my monologue. But sometimes, sometimes, folks, after

after drinking too much leave-in conditioner, I find a washed-up chunk of busted shockboard

and use a shard of cinder block to scrawl a price on it and then trudge down the beach to see if I can hawk the junkie grifter's etch a sketch of news.

That is my segment.

Meanwhile.

This is fuel. This is food for the revolution Meanwhile

Minecraft

The new movie is out

And excitement is so high

That Minecraft-obsessed teen boys

are destroying movie theaters with one witness saying,

it's disgusting. We have not seen a single demographic tear theaters apart with pure excitement

like this since middle-aged women went to go see the Bridges of Madison County.

Meanwhile, you sound like an idiot because you're saying words wrong.

A new study has released a list of the most mispronounced words in the United States in 2025.

Now, this hits home for me because my name is pronounced Colbert.

But growing up, whenever I started at a new school, a lot of people would incorrectly pronounce it

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